Sharing ArchLinux's article on uncyclopedia. Its awefully funny. I almost
fell from my chair laughing.
Here is a small part of it:
"The almighty Judd has succeeded in making Archlinux the only Linux
distribution which combines all the worst features Slackware and Gentoo have
Archlinux is mighty fast, only runing on computers with a certain leetness
factor (codenamed 686+), and features a package manager with an extremely
funny name: pacman. When used with a large pill, Pacman is also a very
valuable tool for devouring ghosts."
Also, checkout the modified Wallpaper